Lol so, this one time, during a basketball game, my ‘friend’ and I were sitting on the bleachers cheering on our team and shit, and I start singing WMYB like a complete loser, and this hot guy comes and sits right behind us, and I keep singing and my ‘friend’s’ like ” DUDE, OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP!”, and I’m like “BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE”, and he looks at me awkwardly like “da fuq is diz beeech doin?” and then walks away.
- someone on tumblr: I like that band too
- me: omfg what lets be best friends I love you bby unf
- someone at my school: I like that band too
- me: hahahah, no you you don't fuck you what's your favorite song by them huh what's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping? name all of their albums and the date they released them. none of them will ever love you.
”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most vulnerable you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.”
